Back in 1995 I made the first out of a white T-shirt and a sharpie. It was a good design and lasted a few years. I was wearing it when my band SOLD OUT lupo's heartbreak hotel.

I mean, just look at that crowd! It was also worn that time we played the reading music festival

And a close-up for the ladies (and Nason)

Then one day I was looking at this old sewer trout record

After looking at it for some time I decided to put that design on a new t-shirt. The fruits of my labor can be seen below. I plan on doing a docudrama on this subject as well as a cassingle and a PAL reel to reel.

Check out these cool Sewer Trout shirts I made. Oh and before Liam can make the "why are you making sewer trout t-shirts when you're 30 years old?" comment I'd like to say that I'm 31.

Surprisingly enough, this sucks. I'd say A for effort but when the effort was to make a 18 min long NOFX song I can't. I'd rather listen to "where's my slice" or "BOB" 10 times in a row.

Although I have to admit that within the first few minutes there is a line about some guy named jerry that goes to jail and then kills himself and it kind of threw me off. The line is "Jerry only stayed a couple months". So I started thinking about what would happen if Jerry Only showed up at my house for the weekend but ended up staying all summer. I imagined things would go downhill pretty quickly because it was the Jerry from around '82 not the one we have now and he was messing everything up. I doubt he wouold clean up after himself and I'd be sitting on metal spikes all the time. Then one day I came downstairs and he was drinking the milk right out of the carton!.

"Dammit Jerry Only, what the hell are you doing?" I said. He told me to shut up and that it was time to "spot him". That means he was going to lift some weights and that I had to hang around in case he got in trouble and needed some help. Not that he ever needed the help. I think he just liked to show off. He kept stealing my wife's makeup to practice new looks. It was a real mess. Kind of like this :

2XL lists "sexy airwolf" as one of his favorites. I don't remember that one.

2XL tells a bit of a joke.....

Well I re-read Holden Caufield in preparation for KING DORK and uhhh, well I don't see why everyone wants to be like this kid so much. Just seems kind of sad to me. He's pretty hateful towards just about everybody. Just some kid having a hard time dealing with his brother's death. He never comes across as being especially bright to me either. I mean practically the whole book is just him describing what he dislikes about various things and people. Don't get me wrong, I like the book, I even like him, I just don't see why anyone would want to be like him. He's depressed, lonely, paranoid, and a little snobby too. Awesome. No wonder I never finished it in high school. I was probably like "screw you mrs frankel, why the hell do you like this kid so much? Who gives a shit about his red hunting cap? what the hell are "falsies"? Why did we read this in 10th grade and I am the Cheese in 5th grade? I'd rather be like the kid in I am the Cheese, I mean, at least he had that cool bike."

Ok so that book didn't get any better really. I would say that in the end I enjoyed about 40% of it. It has this annoying little trick where as you start thinking about what you don't like about it the author has someone voice your exact same feelings. So if you start thinking "this guy is trying too hard to give himself a quirky persona", someone in the book will tell him exactly that. In the end the worst thing about this book is that much of it involves him being in love with a bunch of women. And who the hell wants to read about that.